Sunday, November 29, 2009

The Hangover

4 san mig lights.
4 tequila shots.
1 black russian.
1 blow job.

I drank all these last night and it is making my world spin, my head throbbing in all places, and bile threatening to spew out any minute. I feel like I had died and gone straight to hell.

This is not the best way to jumpstart a long weekend. I guess this is what I get when I chose alcohol over Mulder and Scully.

*****

I wrote this on a Saturday morning in the middle of a terrible hangover, willing myself to stay awake for a few more minutes so I could gulp down a 500mg mefenamic acid and a pint of water as prescribed by Sonia. Doc, a million thanks. I managed to drag myself a few hours later to toy-shop and hit tennis balls.

22 comments:

ShatterShards said...

I used to never suffer from hangovers. There was one time a couple of years back, that my friends and I would drink on a Tuesday night and report to work the next day like nothing happened. Now, when I drink alcohol, I'm out of commission for the next 12 hours. Then I feel restless after I awake.

thecurioscat said...

konti pa yan. more pa next time.

engel said...

i feel you. =D

r u s s said...

I agree with thecurioscat.
Drink Up. Smile. Drink More. LOL.

atticus said...

scud, welcome to jj's school of drinking.

first lesson - never mix drinks.

second lesson - remember the dictum: beer over whiskey very risky, whiskey over beer, have no fear.

third lesson - drink as much water as you can and pee as much as you can before you sleep.

Random Student said...

resulta kaya ito ng discontent at work?

Fine Life Folk said...

someone advised me long ago that water is the cheapest cure. but i saw in a movie that it has to be with hints of what you took the night before that which gave you the hangover in the first place.

Raft3r said...

parang beteranong-beterano na si atticus sa subject mater na ito, ah
hehe

len said...

I thought you're referring to the movie. hehe

Hangover is an alien to me.

atticus said...

raft3r, there was a time when i was a cub reporter, and even up to now, that i find out more about people, their friends and the life they live if i join them when they drink. i think it's true up to now.

however, i never used the information i got from those beer-induced talks as bases for my stories. but they did guide me.

(i must also admit i researched on how to drink safely to be able to outlast them. did i tell you butter is good before you drink? hehe.)

alak pah!

The Scud said...

shattershards, sa katandaan na siguro yan. hehe.

The Scud said...

thecuriouscar, naku. hindi pwede. baka kung saan ako magising kinabukasan.

The Scud said...

atticus, salamat sa tips. magagamit ko yan ngayong kapaskuhan. :D

The Scud said...

engel, salamat. hehe.

The Scud said...

russ, drink more ba? patay ang beer belly nyan. di na liliit. haha.

The Scud said...

random student, hindi. not the type of guy who wallow in alcohol. nyahaha.

The Scud said...

fine line folk, bad memories ba?

The Scud said...

raft3r, oo nga. mgpp-practical exam ako. lol.

The Scud said...

len, hindi ka naman ata yung tipong umiinom. pa-iced tea iced tea lang. tama ba?

The Scud said...

atticus, alak pa nga. magpakasaya tayo. :D

Sonia said...

It's cool, C., no biggie. Medicines always work their magic for patients who are compliant.

By the way, a 2.5 for Wanted:Border means it was just passable. I wanted to see that movie pa naman...Psychiatry + Iloilo.

Andy said...

Panood mo na The Hangover? That's the worst hangover ever. Hehe.